{"product_id":"can-cooler-nothing-real-can-be-threatened-insulated-beverage-koozie","title":"Can Cooler — \"Nothing Real Can Be Threatened\" Insulated Beverage Koozie","description":"Simple, bold, and quietly defiant—this can cooler turns an ordinary drink into a small statement. The clean white exterior puts the short, thought-provoking phrase front and center, while the soft black foam inside slips over cans for steady insulation and a comfortable grip. It’s light to carry when moving between a backyard fire pit and an evening porch chat. The phrase reads upright from one side and mirrored on the other, so it registers whether you’re holding a regular or slim can and sparks a knowing smile among friends who appreciate dry wit and understated design.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% polyester exterior with edge-to-edge vibrant printing\u003cbr\u003e- Soft 100% foam liner for stable grip and insulation\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight construction that’s easy to transport\u003cbr\u003e- Available in Regular (3.5\" x 4.3\") and Slim (3.5\" x 6\") sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Outside white polyester and inside black foam for contrast and durability\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth\t\t\t\t\t\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Regular Can","offer_id":48388644503767,"sku":"13438547194510939915","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/9436\/8727\/files\/201352478889023640_2048.jpg?v=1775475321","url":"https:\/\/holyspiritgear.com\/products\/can-cooler-nothing-real-can-be-threatened-insulated-beverage-koozie","provider":"Holy Spirit Gear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}